DATING ADVICE
So You Want to Buy a Ukrainian Bride, Huh?
When it comes to “buying” a wife, the terms can get a little bendy.
There’s an industry out there in Ukrainian cities that might just cater to what you’re looking for, and it’s a highly lucrative market.
We’re just going to go straight ahead into assuming that, like many others who have come before you, you’re interested in finding a genuine life partner at this point in your existence — and rightfully so.
We all have the right to yearn for, dream about, and achieve true love. Right now, the pursuit of this love is probably why you’re here with us, reading this article. And that’s an admirable mission to embark upon.
After all, we’re only human.
Historically, mankind has always been a competitive bunch, but in this day and age, with the technology available to us, it’s our duty as a species to help out our fellow brethren in any way we can — and in this instance, we’re in the business of helping people find their soulmates.
Out of all the possible ways to achieve this primal, innate desire, one of them seems to stand out among the rest, in the sense that it comes in the form of an online service that pairs exceptionally attractive Ukrainian ladies with Western men from all around the world in a systematic, organized fashion.
Here’s a fun fact:
Women in Ukraine greatly outnumber their men, and these services seek to pair the abundance of beautiful women with foreign men in Western nations. They take the Ukrainian gender gap and repurpose it with a humanitarian agenda in mind.
It’s legendary in its capabilities with the entire span of our existence in mind, considering how mindblown our ancestors would’ve been to see how we developed this incredible system within such a short two-and-a-half decades or so.
This modern holy grail of dating solutions comprises the international matchmaking industry — a variety of online dating firms that guarantee verified, real-life women of different nationalities (Ukrainians included) as potential brides for Western men who use this service to find their soulmates.
Throughout the years, countless successful pairings have been made this way, and happily ever after never seemed as easy to grasp as it is today. And that’s no exaggeration.
You might be thinking to yourself,
“Wait — for real? It’s that easy? That’s all I had to do to get myself a wife? What have I been doing this whole time?”
Before you jump to any conclusions, here’s a little disclaimer:
When it comes to “buying” a wife, the terms can get a little bendy.
As much as we’d like to believe it was that easy, the reality is that it’s not a simple transfer of funds like the moniker implies. It’s not a bride dispensary. You can’t just walk into a store, pick out the prettiest Ukrainian girl in the lineup, and walk home with her like a bag of groceries — even if you want to.
Nor is it like ordering food or merchandise through an app where you just tap on the picture and the product arrives immediately.
Realistically speaking, that’s only doable within the realm of human trafficking — and that’s a crime against humanity that we don’t stand for.
However, what we do stand for is signing up to these services to browse a selection of potential brides online with whom you can chat and form online relationships.
“So all I have to do is sign up, chat with some women, and then have them delivered to my doorstep? That’s why they’re called mail-order brides, right? That’s easy!”
Well, since she’s a living, breathing human and not a piece of cargo (and you’re not a monarch from the middle ages), her mode of delivery to your doorstep will have to be through an airplane ticket that one of you is going to have to pay for, and it’s probably not going to be her.
But first things first — you’re going to have to convince her to marry you before she agrees to that. And here’s where it gets tricky (but don’t lose hope yet, because this is a tried and tested method that works for thousands of people worldwide).
Allow us to clarify.
You don’t buy a wife, you buy the opportunity to chat with a potential wife.
These services work by paying for access to a website, and that payment usually includes a package, like a set amount of coins or tokens which can be used to avail chat options with women of your choice.
Depending on the service, you may need to buy more coins to continue chatting, but the upside is that the women there are registered with the service for the same reason you are — to find a foreign partner to settle down with.
This way, you know you’re not paying for a lost cause. Nearly every single one of those women wants to marry a Westerner — otherwise they wouldn’t be on that site in the first place.
However, you just need to test the waters and chat up a few of them. Get close with them, communicate, be genuine, and most importantly, develop a romantic relationship with them online.
Depending on your game, that could take some time, but that’s the first step to reaching the prospect of marriage. At the end of the day, it’s likely that marriage was on both of your minds from the very start. That’s why you’re both on that site.
But to be safe, you still need to observe their intentions and motives based on their chats and deduce whether they really want a genuine relationship or just an easy citizenship.
Usually, if they go through the trouble of registering, they probably aren’t going to catfish or scam you. A majority of these women tend to be honest and legitimate — but you still need to keep your guard up, as malicious people do exist in this world no matter what.
However, it usually doesn’t take a genius to tell when someone’s being genuine. Only you can make that call.
Congratulations, she agreed to marry you, now there’s only a few more steps left!
The website has options that facilitate her traveling to your country once she’s agreed to marry, and the cost of that varies depending on the service. How you wish to go about this part is entirely up to you.
From that point on, it’s up to you to pave the path for your collective futures. With that in mind, we’ll conclude with a few important tips to guarantee smooth sailing once she arrives into your life.
Always remember:
- Ukrainian women see men as providers, so you’ll have to front the dating expenses when you two go out. It’s a cultural thing. Read up on their culture to understand the significance of this dynamic and why it’s necessary. Never ask a Ukrainian girl to pay the bill. It’s ungentlemanly in their culture.
- They never dress down. They’ll always look like a million bucks, like runway models — even on a lazy day. When you’re out, dress to impress. They pay close attention to detail and will immediately notice when you’re unhygienic or unstylish. Make an extra effort to look, smell, and dress nicely.
- Despite newer-generation Ukrainians having a more progressive outlook towards gender roles and career paths, the family dynamic is still very important to these women, so read up on that as well.
Best of luck to all of you and your soul-searching endeavors!
